jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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