I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
only if we run a train.
done.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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