Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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