Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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