my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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