is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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