Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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