the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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