Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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