Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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