just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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