i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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