I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Shame - the story of my life.
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