so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
pray to the hookup gods
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
