You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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