your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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