Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
All the doctor said was why
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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