If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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