Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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