Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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