She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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