I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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