maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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