he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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