Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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