yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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