Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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