i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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