Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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