video games are the ultimate cock blocker
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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