I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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