Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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