i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
did i walk over a car last night?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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