and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
soo... how was my night?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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