PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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