I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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