I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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