therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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