Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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