K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Just puked most of my soul out..
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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