If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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