We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
vagina is talking i cant
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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