Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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