Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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