its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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