Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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