All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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