3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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