i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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