I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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