Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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