Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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