do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
