Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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