They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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