I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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